Dispatch 3 via the New Parent Underground 

Life now follows a particular logic, alien to the pre-baby mindset. I have enumerated the new equations below. Baby Math: Eating + baby = chew x 5 speed Nap time x baby = random success rate Hot days + baby = buy an air conditioner or everyone suffers Tired baby = hyperactive baby Clothes + … Continue reading Dispatch 3 via the New Parent Underground  →